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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my vodka.... Gone in the morning."
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"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."
" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"
"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."
"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"
"What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces"
"The key to a good joke Is missed erection"
"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them"
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"