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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my vodka.... Gone in the morning."
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"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."
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"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"
"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."
"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"
"Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job? Because he didn't serve a porpoise..."
"69% of people... find something dirty in every fucking sentence."
"Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?"