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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"
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"What's the worst thing about Fridays? Realizing it's only Tuesday."
"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."
"What happens to a gay man every month? Manstruation"
"Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women."
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."
"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."
"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"