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Joke of the Day
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
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"You know you've truly grown up when you realize your parents knew exactly what they were talking about"
"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."
"Thought it would be romantic to recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, but having 23 game birds indoors is actually a hellish nightmare."
"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"
"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"
"Stressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!"
"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"