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Joke of the Day

"Stupid jokes I made at 3 in the morning. What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes? *Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car? *Joaquin*"

"What is the difference between your mom and Kim Kardashian? One is a dirty whore and the other is Kim Kardashian."

"I've been taking something for my Kleptomania. I've been taking something for my Kleptomania"

"Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body? Because it was already attendin'."

"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"

"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."

"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"

"What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage."

"What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"Karma's only a bitch if you are."