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Joke of the Day
"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."
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"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."
"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."
"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."
"Satan: Welcome to hell! You can spend all eternity walking barefoot across legos OR you can wear these crocs. Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"What do you call two lesbians on a canoe? Fur Traders"
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: ""Where's the self-help section?"" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."