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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."
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"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"
"Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information."
"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."
"A Russian wife goes to police station. Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet. Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?"
"Life is sexually transmitted."
"Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company"
"What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability? Yeah, I'm av**ale**able."
"ME, HOLDING A MIC TO MY DOG'S MOUTH: who's a good boy DOG: your mom ME: please take this seriously"