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Joke of the Day

"Superman: "" I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive"" Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"

"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"

"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."

"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."

"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."

"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""

"Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River"

"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."

"No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery."