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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"
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"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth? He had his soup before it was cool."
"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."
"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""
"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"
"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."
"What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"""hoes before hos"" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's."
"new boss: mind sharing an office? me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed"
"What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle."