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Joke of the Day

"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."

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"$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
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