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Joke of the Day
"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."
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"You know what my grandpa said to me right before he kicked the bucket? Hey Billy how far do you think I can kick this bucket"
"I'm terrible with directions. Fuck me, left?"
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"
"My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message."
"I'm trying to give up ice cream. It's been a rocky road."
"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."