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Joke of the Day

"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"

"me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe"

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""

"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"

"Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?"

"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."

"Do you ever play a song and then realise you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?"

"I was looking at the fruit in the bowl, thinking... How the fuck did I end up with a gay goldfish..."

"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."