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Joke of the Day

"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."

"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"

"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"

"I want to get a life coach so I can pour Gatorade on him when I do well."

"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."

"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""

"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."

"Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him."

"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."