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Joke of the Day
"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"
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"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""
"""Opening a llama acting school called 'Save the Drama for your Llama."" ""No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?"""
"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox."
"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."
"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""
"What do you call someone who is great at casting?? A Mastercaster hahahahahah"
"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"