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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"

"I don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail."

"Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess."

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."

"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"

"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"

"Was it bad? To yell at my gf if I should dig up hitler to show her how to use an oven"

"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""