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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"
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"An atom walks to a bar He tells the bartender he lost an electron. The bartender says, ""Are you positive?"""
"(Ad for a baby) gently used can't even kill you doesn't shed poops on a learning curve goes from 0-60 in roughly 60 years"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints"
"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !"
"Why did the fruit leave office? because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself."
"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""
"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"
"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""