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Joke of the Day
"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"
Next Joke
"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"
"Me: Can I please sleep? Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. Me: But I hate that song! Brain: I don't give a shit! Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5..."
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"
"How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen."
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"
"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""
"Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet."
"I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life."