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Joke of the Day
"I want to get a life coach so I can pour Gatorade on him when I do well."
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"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""
"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."
"What's black and yellow and goes ""Ahhhhh"" A school bus falling off a cliff."
"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."
"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."
"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""
"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."
"Just a morbid knock knock joke. : Knock Knock : Who's there : Not my dad : *Sob*"
"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""