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Joke of the Day
"Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands..."
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"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"
"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."
"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."
"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."
"In 4.5 billion years the sun will burn out but on the plus side no more sunset instagrams"
"Imagine if people referenced the Beach Boys more often! Wouldn't it be nice?"
"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"
"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"