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Joke of the Day

"I had a friend who had a fear of flying. I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it."

"Did you hear about the police detective who really bungled the vampire case? He set up a stake out."

"What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ."

"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."

"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"

"Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state."

"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."

"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."

"What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness? Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top."

"Two nuns are having a bath one turns to the other and asks ""Where's the soap?"" ""Yes, it does."" she replies."