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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"
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"Necrophillia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""
"Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan"
"Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
"Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese."
"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."