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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about being stoned at work is realizing it's your day off."
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"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."
"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"
"I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity."
"Donald Trump is Anti-Immigration But ironically, if he wins... there will be a lot of Americans immigrating outta the country"
"The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys."
"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."
"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."
"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"