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Joke of the Day

"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."

"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."

"Q: What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say? A: His and Hearse."

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."

"What do you call a person with a nose but no body? Nobody knows"

"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"

"How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see"

"I really like white dwarf stars... ...My favorite is Peter Dinklage."

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."