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Joke of the Day
"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."
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"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."
"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"
"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"
"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"
"I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available."
"Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it"
"The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. ""Have you ever been x-rayed?"" asked the doctor. ""Nope"" she replied ""But ah've been ultra-violated."""
"""Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."""