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Joke of the Day

"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."

"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."

"I've started writing crossword puzzles for a national newspaper. The money is not great but It's allowed me to buy a little two up two down house."

"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."

"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."

"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"

"Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't? The cat couldn't pass the ""bark exam"""

"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."