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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions."

"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade"

"WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?"

"The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies. It turned out very hoppy."

"I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore..."

"Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing."

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""