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Joke of the Day
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
Next Joke
"Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin? Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out."
"My grandfather died of asbestosis. Took 6 months to cremate him. This works better in person when you get the other person believing you first."
"What do you call lesbians doing karate? dikewondo"
"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"
"""He sure seems like a nice young man"" is Grandma-speak for ""I'd totally hit that."""
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind"
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"
"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"
"When you refuse to pay your exorcist: ...you get repossessed."