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Joke of the Day
"What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at? ""Donald! Duck!"""
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"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"My job is top secret Even i dont know what im doing"
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""
"How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs. .2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"
"Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? ""If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."""
"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."
"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."