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Joke of the Day
"If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater"
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"As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison. To be honest, I just get bored."
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
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"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."
"What is the worst thing about people who don't finish anything?"
"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."