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Joke of the Day

"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."

"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."

"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"Why are male bathrooms on the left, and female bathrooms on the right? Because no matter what, women are always right, even when they're full of shit."

"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"

"Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !"

"""Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"" ""Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."" Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350"

"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"

"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."

"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"