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Joke of the Day

"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one time..."

"Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman? They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth. (Thanks Drawn Together)"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAND EYYEEEEEEEE"

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is..."

"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"

"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"

"I like my women just like my wine... 14 years old and locked up in the basement."

"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."