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Joke of the Day
"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
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"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult? To get to the other side."
"Family cookouts are spent telling me to ""stop...don't say that"""
"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."
"my mom's house is like the one in Home Alone except all the booby traps are emotional"
"Fock spelling."
"Hey Nikon, just a friendly heads-up here... NOBODY gives one single fuck what camera Ashton Kutcher uses."
"Girl are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."
"Who's the greatest baller of all time? Pontius Pilate, he once crossed a guy up so bad he died"