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Joke of the Day
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"
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"How do you make music by releasing fish? You drop the bass."
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"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."
"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""
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"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."
"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""
"Me: Show me a pan that didn't get clean the first time and I will show you a pan that needs to soak.. Wife: STOP TWEETING AND WASH THE PAN!"
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"