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Joke of the Day
"What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head."
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"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"
"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."
"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"
"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."
"What don't homeless people get? Knock knock jokes"
"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"
"Wife has 5 hours to live Doctor: I am sorry, your wife is with us for only 5 more hours. Husband: No need to be sorry. I have survived 20 years of marriage.. what's 5 more hours!"
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"What's the most problematic time of day? 4:04"