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Joke of the Day

"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."

"I feel bad for tailgating this minivan so closely but once I started watching Kung Fu Panda on his back seat TV I had to see it through."

"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"

"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."

"What's more effective than an islamic call to prayer? A rape whistle."

"What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar? I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there"

"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."