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Joke of the Day

"What's the most problematic time of day? 4:04"

"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"Whats the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You dont have to beg your wife to blow one of them."

"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."

"In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."

"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It's true, It runs in your jeans."

"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."