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Joke of the Day
"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"
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"If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called ""The Five Gospels, Les Paul."" ^"
"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"
"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"
"I used to indecisive, now I'm not so sure....."
"What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's? The Iforgotto"
"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."
"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."
"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."
"A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon."