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Joke of the Day

"She asked me to buy Tampons so I bought Kotex, because that one time I wanted ice cream and she bought frozen yogurt."

"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"

"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"

"When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back."

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."

"How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it."

"Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like... Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health."

"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"I like my tautologies like I like my tautologies."