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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"
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"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"ME: when I was 12 I got the flu so bad I had to be in the hospital GUY WHO TRIES TO ONE-UP EVERY STORY: oh yeah? when I was 13 I died"
"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."
"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."
"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."