104257
Joke of the Day
"When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back."
Next Joke
"If the music's too loud you're too old."
"I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people."
"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."
"Jokes What kind of bees make milk"
"Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can't eat this! Him: Does it matter that much? Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?"
"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""
"I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear."
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."