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Joke of the Day

"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"What do you call James Bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7"

"*Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*"

"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."

"I'm so fat... ...my favorite super hero is the supermarket."

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."