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Joke of the Day
"How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it."
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"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"
"If Edward Snowden worked at a grocery market.. *Loudspeaker* Paging Mr. Edward Snowden, Mr. Ed Snowden Constitutional breech on isle 1 & 4 Will Mr. Snowden please inform the public accordingly"
"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"Ever been in the shower, already late, when you feel that colorectal peristaltic action and think ""Damnit, I don't have time for this shit!"""
"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""
"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"
"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."
"Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat."
"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."