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Joke of the Day
"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."
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"I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for ""monkey dung"" and I went apeshit."
"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"
"Every.Bad.Thing.You.Ever.Did.[COMPILATION].1080p.HDTV.x264-TORRENT.torrent"
"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."
"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"
"Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind."
"Why did the vampire have to get glasses? Because he was blind as a bat! (My 4 year old sister came up with this one yesterday)"
"I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting."
"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."