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Joke of the Day
"Oh that's neat so you're a Cancer? Wait...astrologically or to society?"
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"I wanted to write a poem about you but I'm having a difficult time finding the words to rhyme with chlamydia infected narcissistic harpy whore."
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."
"Why doesn't anyone die a virgin? Life fucks us all."
"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"
"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"
"What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters? They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities."
"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""
"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."