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Joke of the Day

"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""

"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"

"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs I said ""Hey, this would be a great joke to repost!"""

"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"Me: ""Dad, I wanna to go to a 50 cent concert!"" Dad: ""Well here's a dollar, take your sister too."""

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."

"ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool..."

"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."