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Joke of the Day
"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."
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"I was going to tell a joke about anal... ...but fuck it"
"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."
"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."
"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""
"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"
"Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment ""lame"" on all her wedding pics on facebook"
"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"
"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"Me: Take this My Uber passenger: *holds gun in blood soaked car* WTF JUS HAPPENED? Me: You tell me ""Mr Finger prints on a murder weapon"""