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Joke of the Day
"What did the tailor say about her job? It's sew sew"
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"I saw an Apple store get robbed. I was an iWitness"
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"[hiding in pantry from murderer] [quietly tries to open bag of chips]"
"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."
"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"
"A customer walks in to a chemist's. ""I would like some deodorant please"" The chemist replies ""Ball, or aerosol?"""
"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"5 DAYS AGO I was bit by a spider, and STILL, no super-powers. Comics lie."