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Joke of the Day

"People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly."

"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Worthless"

"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."

"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."

"Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon? He might Peek at Chu!"

"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"I call realtors advertising on bus stop benches and ask them the bus schedule."

"Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook."

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""