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Joke of the Day

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."

"Little known fact: Arizona's state flower is pavement."

"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"

"I Like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free"

"i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles"

"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."

"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"

"Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."

"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"

"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"