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Joke of the Day

"I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it."

"How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car? 1 if you hit him just right"

"*sings Batman theme *crawls along bars of death *rolls down slope *ascends tower *knocks out foes ""Miss, you need to leave the playground."""

"Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds."

"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"

"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."

"Why are Panda's always sad? Because all their friends are dead."

"How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you."

"Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues."