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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."
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"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."
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"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"
"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""