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Joke of the Day
"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."
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"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"
"Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with."
"My wife just found a pretzel in her hair and then she ate it and I didn't know I could love her more."
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? (Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken"
"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."
"What is the definition of a Wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done."