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Joke of the Day

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."

"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"

"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."

"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."

"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""

"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."